This time it didn't take me but about 10 minutes into the locker room to know what I was going to start with today. I think there's a general distaste in most of us guys about just letting your junk hang out all over the locker room without restraint. Most of us would agree that there should be a very minor, yet necessary amount of time to drop 'trou. Of course, there are the old guys, who really just insist on airing it all out. However, I really don't think the answer is airing it out with the hand dryers either! I look over at this tall, chunky dude (and it's important that to note that he was tall, because the hand dryers are fairly high up on the wall), and he was creating a canopy effect with his giant towel draped over the hand dryer, baking his balls in hot heat to dry off. DUDE! Just towel dry like the rest of us man! I know you don't wanna let your shit hang out all over the place, but come on. It's called a "warm air hand dryer", not a "warm air junk dryer"! Buy yourself a hair dryer, take it home, and primp your pubes in your own personal space. Good thing for that fool that this wasn't the case....
Then again, maybe the perv would've loved it....
Also, I really feel that if you can use a stationary bike while doing a crossword puzzle, you're not really exercising. It wasn't one of those back page, big ones either. It was a 1/4 page size and he was using a pencil. You're can't raise your heart rate, fat burn, or gain any cardio benefits from that man. You may as well have stayed at your desk in your office and did the crossword while you kick your legs repeatedly.
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